Halvite

What is Halvite?


1.

A synthesis of half+invite; when nobody invites you to a party, but totally expect you to be there.

Person One: Are you going down to the party at Jon's?

Person Two: There's a party at Jon's?

Person One: Oh yeah, dude. I thought somebody told you...

Person Two: Thanks for the halvite.

See invite, half, what?, party, stupid


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