Ham Boner

What is Ham Boner?

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1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.

Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!

Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?

Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.

See fat, ghetto, dead horse, cat, boner, woody, The Terminator
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