What is Ham Boner?
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1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.
Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.
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A half boner..not soft not hard but in between a boner and regular
aww man i got a yeger myster
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porn star, big mustache
looks like a deusche
likes to get sucked off by jon pederson from de pere
bryce paup starred in deep throat
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When a man has sex with a woman in any "animal" style.
"I took her home and zooplankter."
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