Ham Boner

What is Ham Boner?

1.

1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.

Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!

Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?

Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.

See fat, ghetto, dead horse, cat, boner, woody, The Terminator
48

Random Words:

Throwball
1. What American Footballshould be called. Since the sport barely requires you to use your feet. The NFL should be changed to the NTL, whil..
Read more
Blood Rush
1. Boner, Erection, Hard-on, yeah you get the idea! That girl is fit, she gives me a blood rush! See blood, rush, boner, erect..
Read more
Qua - Qua
1. Noun (person / thing / idea; whichever you choose) 1. "Gangstaa" female, one who would snap in your face in zig-zag motions m..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free