Ham Boner

What is Ham Boner?

1.

1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.

Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!

Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?

Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.

See fat, ghetto, dead horse, cat, boner, woody, The Terminator
48

Random Words:

Naly
1. 1. uncommon name for an Asian-American girl with an orn. 2. a tool 3. a tron What kind of parents would name their kid Naly? That&ap..
Read more
I Blame Fedex
1. To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi. I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it..
Read more
Zameer
1. (as part of the expression "to pull a zameer") male impulse to have his genitalia acknowledged by a touch, sniff, or wink. E..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free