Ham Boner

What is Ham Boner?

1.

1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.

Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!

Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?

Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.

See fat, ghetto, dead horse, cat, boner, woody, The Terminator
48

Random Words:

Hoehuddle
1. A conversation done actively in an internet chat room by a group of people with common interests. The members of the covenant are on a ..
Read more
Oobahdastriss
1. a verb/noun that is sexy and makes love to many women, it is the coolest word ever created. you use it even when it makes no sense 1. t..
Read more
Keighleyite
1. An absolute twunt. A Chav. Comes from Keighley in England. Thick a pig shit and only half as valuable That Dave is a right fucking Keig..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free