What is Ham Boner?
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1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.
Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.
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1. To have a good buzz...not quite hammered yet, but almost on the verge of "whoa man" drunk.
"yo man....(insert giggle ..
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a phrase uttered when the person you are speaking to refuses to cease making yo mama jokes. generally, your opponent will be so confuse..
