What is Ham Boner?
1.
1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.
Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.
See
Random Words:
1.
Arousal from others knowing or discovering you are having sex.
Katie had a horrible case of agrexophilia and constantly put herself int..
1.
From the lands of Runescape, Zapper Koh is an exemplary guy. He has the looks, he has the brains. Zapper Koh is a very intelligent perso..
