What is Ham Candle?
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the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber
My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.
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To have sex with a ]zombie]
Kind of like necrophilia but with an animated member of the undead.
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An erroneous odour emitting from a woman's vaginal area. The scent is unpleasant, causing nausea and uncontrollable bleeding.
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