What is Ham Candle?
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the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber
My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.
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Waking up in the middle of the night to take a dump or any turd laid after midnight.
"Man, I had a late dinner last night and I wa..