What is Ham Candle?
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the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber
My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.
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The act of inserting ones member into a jelly jar with the intention of using it to jerk off.
Junior should've taken his underwear..
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Small fella - very quite - think's all women are attracted to him when they are not.
Also adores Cristiano Ronaldo - has the same ..
