Ham Candle

What is Ham Candle?


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the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber

My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.

See cock, prick, boner, woody


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