What is Ham Candle?
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the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber
My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.
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An exchange expressing gratitude between two people who are close to each other in the UK, usually the South West, in a fake American S..
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When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.
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