Ham Cannon

What is Ham Cannon?

An idiom for a particularly girthy and exceedingly propulsive male member.

Ladies, watch out for his ham cannon. It stretched me too wide and nearly blew a wad through my spine.

See hog, schlong, huge cock, weiner

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