What is Ham Coma!?
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A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.
Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"
Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
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To over-elaborately over complicate the simplest of things, whilst escalating the unlikeleness of what you are saying actually happening..
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the breasts of a woman.
"Stop touching my ladyberries!"..
