What is Ham Coma!?
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A hypothetical, slightly facetious, explanation for what happens when a potential significant other, usually male, suddenly cuts off all ties of communication for no apparent reason.
Rachael: "Man! Louis was all lovey-dovey on Thursday, but he hasn't answered any of my texts all weekend! What's his deal, ya think?!"
Kate: "Well, he probably ate some ham after work and passed out in a massive HAM COMA! You just can't function when you get one of those puppies!
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dribbling cum from the mouth
I shot my wad and then she was hanging a brain in her girlfriends mouth!
See snowballing, spitting, drool..
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She looks good in that dress (can be used with other pronouns and nouns).
Check out insert name of foxy looking female movie/music star..
