Ham Explosion

What is Ham Explosion?

Releasing a torrent of diarrhea while pressing ham against a window, car, police officer*, etc.

*Ham explosions on police officers are strongly discouraged.

"Look, Gladys! Those jerk neighborhood kids are pressing ham against our picture window again. Oh, goodness! Ham explosion!"

See press ham, moon, butt, cheeks, diarrhea

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