What is Ham Explosion?
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Releasing a torrent of diarrhea while pressing ham against a window, car, police officer*, etc.
*Ham explosions on police officers are strongly discouraged.
"Look, Gladys! Those jerk neighborhood kids are pressing ham against our picture window again. Oh, goodness! Ham explosion!"
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A well-endowed white male whose size and girth is that of another race. See also, tripod or public defender.
I love my vanilla thunder..
