Ham Howitzer

What is Ham Howitzer?

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

See crank

Altendorfer

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One Handed Phone Call

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John King

1. something that bob and simon will never find out not even on google or the internet or any books r documents in the world! all we know..

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