Ham Howitzer

What is Ham Howitzer?

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

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Eyes Like Pissholes In The Snow

1. very bleary eyes, as seen on someone who is suffering from a hangover Man, you have eyes like pissholes in the snow. Are you ill? See ..

Iremongered

1. Being annoyed by one who makes stupid sounds and suggestions That guy iremongered you See John..

Asspiece

1. A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat. "..

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