Ham Howitzer

What is Ham Howitzer?

1. Descriptive term for a large penis. See also pork sword.

I launched a borage of pork projectiles on Jennifers face with my ham howitzer.

See crank

Up Yer Klunge

1. A phrase which can be used to repel people. can also be used to express annoyance with oneself. "Hey, can you just come over here ..

Kadouche

1. A giant douche bag, an asshole, or a bitch Chandler is a kadouche See douche, douche bag, bag, kaboom, bitch..

Asaip

1. As Soon As ImPossible When a bungling client or manager needs something REALLY REALLY urgently, in blatant disregard of physical realit..

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