Ham Load

What is Ham Load?


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A heavier load of cum shot out of a mans penis. One that lays across its target like a half cooked piece of bacon.

Girl 1 - "Girl!, he blew a load that felt like he shot a hot strip of pork product."

Girl 2 - "What the fuck did you just say?"

Girl 1 - "Yeah it felt like he threw a ham load breakfast platter on my ass wthout the plate."

Girl 2 - "That's fucked girl! You best be leavin' him"

Girl 1 - "Kinda liked it"

See bacon, ham, cum, hot, shot, heavy


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