What is Ham On A Stick?
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A self-
Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
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Anyone who's named tim and is very fuckin' annoying.
Bastard Tim is annoying the shit out of me.
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Bastard Tim won't ..