What is Ham On A Stick?
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A self-
Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
Random Words:
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After a lengthy sex or masturbation session, the penis feeling tender from the friction it has suffered. To rub oneself red raw.
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to be used like the saying "darn it" when you forget something, or you are frustrated
Tarder monkeys! I forgot my homework.
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