What is Ham On A Stick?
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A self-
Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
Random Words:
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A person who is only sexyually atracted to themselves. Neither homo or hetro sexual but purely atracted to themselves.
Dan suffers from..