What is Ham On A Stick?
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A self-
Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
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Another way of saying phantom turdwhen all your friends over use that phrase.
When you poop and it disappears into the U-bend of the to..