What is Ham On A Stick?
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A self-
Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
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A hobbit with a penis wider than it is long. Is the "master of the ring".
"Wait up Mr. Choado!"..
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The metaphorical reasoning for why it seems like every weirdo out there has no trouble finding their 'mate' and the reason why..