Ham On A Stick

What is Ham On A Stick?

A self-fisting kit.

Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.

Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.

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