What is Ham On A Stick?
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A self-
Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
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Jacking it in front of the computer.
dude, i was hitting the space bar last night and i got it all over my screen.
See fap, masturbati..