Ham Pencil

What is Ham Pencil?

Slang term for one's own penis.

Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.

See pecker, peter, ham, pencil

7 Things

1. A song by slut-star Miley Cyrus whining about the 7 things she hates about her boyfriend she never had or ever will have. Miley: THE SE..

Cowing And Calving

1. Having sex with the mother and the daughter. He was Cowing and Calving Jen and her mother. See Swill..

Teradactyle

1. when a girl jacks two guys off at the same time. then she gives the middle guy a blow job. damn, sabrina gave josh, camdon, and jerry a..

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