Ham Wallet Edit Meaning

1.

Nickname for a youthful, well kept vagina.

See Also: Bearded Clam, Lincoln Tunnel, Vagina.

Mike: Jenny?

Jenny: Yeah Mike?

Mike: I was thinking about melting your fucking face off by rocking your ham wallet for six hours, what do you think?

Jenny: Sounds righteous, can Dana come?

Mike: Fat Dana, or your sister Dana?

Jenny: No, my sister.

Mike: Yeah she can, tell her to put some cash in her hamwallet and I'll dig it out for her as well!

2.

A women's vagina. First heard from the BloodHound Gang's recent single, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (F*CK).

Hey Dylan, order the Ham Wallet for lunch; It's really good. (Tom and Joe laughing because he is about to order a Vagina)

See vagina, cunt, pussy, clam, snatch, gut locker

3.

Describes a woman's Vagina - that "looks like" a Wallet made of Ham - especially when shaved

Darren ordered a Shaved Ham Wallet with a side order of Sun Dried Tomatoes - with no Mayo

See cunt, vagina, snatch, fanny, pussy

4.

Slang term for vagina

Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet

See pussy, vagina, twat, muff, cunt, fur burger, meat wallet

5.

Slang term for a woman's vagina.

I slipped my purple headed bitch splitterin my girlfriend's ham wallet last night.

See vagina, pussy, snatch, pink sink, coochie

6.

a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich

your mams mitt looks like a ham wallet

See hanging ham, welly top

7.

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.

Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!

See vagina, pussy, ham, wallet, floppy