Hamas Edit Meaning

1.

A fuckadeered organization that encourages suicide bombings of civilians. A funny fact: Not one senior Hamas oficial has ever done a suicide bombing, and not one of their family members has ever done it either. I guess only the palestinian peasants are dumb enought to do it.

Dude, look at me, I'm sumfuckthat is going to blow myself to bits on account of Hamas told me so. I'm expecting to get 27 virgins after I turn myself into a grease spot in some shit rowneighborhood, but I will really only get 27 versions of eternal stupidity.

2.

Terror gang bent on exterminating the Jews.

Is it any coincidence that Hamas and Haman are spelled similarly?

3.

organization of angry camel jockeys. mostly attacks little jewish kids. afraid of actually fighting in the open, prefers chicken-shit sneak attacks. mostly homos and pig fuckers.

"wow, hamas blew up another bus full of kids. what a bunch of chicken-shit homo camel jocks."

4.

a terrorist organization, sponsored by KAMAZ with purpuse to support destabilization in middle east region, that helps them to export their trucks

A Kamaz filled with automatic guns hase been stopped by the border

5.

A Palestinian resistance force that seeks to destroy Israel and return occupied lands to Palestine. The group resorts to extreme measures such as terrorism to achieve its ends, and is therefore listed as a terrorist organisation. Truth is, anyone who opposes Israel is listed as a terrorist organisation.

Hamas won recent elections because the Palestinians were getting frustrated by the injustices that weren't being addressed by less violent authorities... or something like that.

See palestine, resistance, freedom fighters, terrorism, israel

6.

to Hamas is to:

1.) to shoot down someone else's decision

2.) to disagree

"want to go to Denny's?"

"NAH, let's go to Togo's"

"ok fine.."

(third person)-"Dude, you just got Hamas'd"

or in disagreement:

"Hamas!"

See hamas, dislike, no

7.

Hamas, v. When a retaliation is punished far worse than the original action.

Teacher: "Ben, did you you just knock Aaron unconscious?"

Ben: "Yeah, but he's punched me 7,500 times in the 2001-2009 period!"

Teacher "We have to help Aaron, he looks really hurt. Ben, sit in the corner. This is all your fault."

Sam: "Dude, you just got hamased."

See israel, ppmg, hamas, gaza, rocket, 2009