Hambonied

What is Hambonied?

adj; etymology- comes from hambone, although useage has nothing to do with one.

used to describe a stated of being completly inebriated or high.

Sally: How did you get home last night? You were pretty drunk.

Billy:I have no idea! I was so hambonied that i shit my pants!

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