What is Hamburger Helper?
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A sexual position. It begins with one man sitting on a toilet taking a shit. Another man sits on his lap and is penetrated. The man taking the shit also jerks off the guy on his lap. It is important for the hamburger helper to end when the shit is finished. Using a white glove to jerk the guy off is a bonus.
Dude, light a match. It smells like hamburger helper in here.
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Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.
when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.
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the act of a man putting on the hamburger helper glove and shoving it up a girls anus hole the glove will go up so far that the shit looks like hamburger helper
" im really hungry would anybody like some hamburger helper."
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bad heroin, cut to much
he sells hamburger helper
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To fuck a girl so hard her pussy is destroyed.
Your at the bar with your buddies and a hot girl walks by. You say to your buddy: "hey jeff, I'm gonna Hamburger helper that broads pussy tonight!"
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Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.
I don't have a job so I eat Hamburger Helper a lot.
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In most schools, the special ed. stutends get to help out the lunch ladies put together the hamburgers, this job is called Hamburger Helper.
Damn hamburger helpers!!! They drooled in my cheeseburger and put gravy on the bun!
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