Hamburger Phone

What is Hamburger Phone?


1.

A hamburger that doubles as a landline telephone, as seen in the movie Juno.

(Bad reception) Caller one: What did you say? Caller two: Ahh, sorry. I'm on my hamburger phone.

See juno, hamburger, phone, landline, reception

2.

A way to put a phone in a human body.

Peter: Hey Quagmire! I ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.

See hamburger, phone, strudel, juno, superbad, quagmire


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