Hamcrab

What is Hamcrab?


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A small leperous crab found mainly in Auckland, New Zealand. Often found to be both drunk and naked at the same time, often removing its soft exo-skeleton after dark. See Burning Sands Rings Beach

Known mainly for its ability to get naked, drunk and fornicate, often at the same time, and very often at innappropriate times and places.

It was the Hamcrab of Doom!

See burning sands, anal sex, goats


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