Hamel

What is Hamel?


1.

When your tongueing somebodys arse, and that little brown speckle comes out (many lick it in a bizaare sense of acknoledgement) that my friends... is a hamel

John "OH peter your tongue feels so good *squelch*"

Peter "John Baby you have just given me your hamel"

John "Eat it all up my hamel eating slave"

See rimming, tongue, arse, crack, poo

2.

When your tongueing somebodys arse, and that little brown speckle comes out (many lick it in a bizaare sense of acknoledgement) that my friends... is a hamel

John "OH peter your tongue feels so good *squelch*"

Peter "John Baby you have just given me your hamel"

John "Eat it all up my hamel eating slave"

See rimming, tongue, arse, crack, poo

3.

1. someone who lies about EVERYTHING. if you say something he or she will quickly dismiss it and top it with an extravagent lie.

person a: Hey, look, i found a dollar!

person b (a hamel): hey look i've got an sms. My rich uncle has died and has left me ten million dollars in his will.

person a: Errr, i thought you were an orphan

person b: (looks uncomfortable), yeah.... that's on my mother's side

See hamel, fool, liar, friendless, singh


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