Hamf Edit Meaning

1.

High Ass Mother Fucker

person A : " duuuuuude"

person b: "whaaaat man?"

person A: " i am one HAMF"

person B: "what the fuck is that?"

Person A: "ONE HIGH ASS MOTHER FUCKER"

See high, stoner, toker, pot, bong

2.

acronym for High Altitude Mega Fart. They can occur when living in or visiting high elevations. Known to happen during ski trips and hiking trips in the mountains and also on-board airplanes. Believed to be caused by the large difference in pressure between your insides and the low pressure of high altitudes thus causing a larger and more violent expulsion of gas through the anus than would occur at sea levels.

I need to get back home to sea level 'cause these HAMFs in Colorado are tearing a hole in my underwear.

See fart, loud, high, altitude, hamf

3.

Can be used for two types of bodily fluid. Saliva and Cum.

I.E. "Dude my teacher just hamfed all over my work god damnit!"

See hamf, spaf, cum, jiz, spaff

4.

Hungry Ass Mother Fucker (akin to BAMF for badass motherfucker)

Al: Give me some gum right now!

Brian: Ok ok, don't be such a HAMF!

See bamf, motherfucker, hungry, badass

5.

Haul Ass Mother Fucker

A word used to indicate that rapid travel is required.

Dude! You just pissed on a police car. Let's HAMF!

You: We're gonna be late if you don't hurry up.

Me: I'm ready, let's HAMF!

See piss, haul, mother fucker, speed, run