What is Hamgurt?
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Yogurt with an aftertaste inexplicably reminiscent of ham, turkey, or other unspecified deli meats. Possibly correlated to generic labels, or possibly a fluke. In either case, unsettling. Sometimes erroneously thought to be a city in Germany.
"I can't tell if this hamgurt tastes like ham or turkey."
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A euphemism for masturbating.
"I'll be back in 15 minutes. I'll be getting the poison out if you need me."
See ma..
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A method for instantly saving the state of a video game, designed for pussies who cannot beat the game without cheating.
"Wow, Bla..
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A person that masturbates to his significant other.
That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl...