What is Hamgurt?
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Yogurt with an aftertaste inexplicably reminiscent of ham, turkey, or other unspecified deli meats. Possibly correlated to generic labels, or possibly a fluke. In either case, unsettling. Sometimes erroneously thought to be a city in Germany.
"I can't tell if this hamgurt tastes like ham or turkey."
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Using anything at hand due to lack of tissue or sleeve to blow one's nose in/on.
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