What is Hamgurt?
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Yogurt with an aftertaste inexplicably reminiscent of ham, turkey, or other unspecified deli meats. Possibly correlated to generic labels, or possibly a fluke. In either case, unsettling. Sometimes erroneously thought to be a city in Germany.
"I can't tell if this hamgurt tastes like ham or turkey."
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The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.
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A regal form of broseph, it is used by many geeky hipsters as a term of endearment.
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