Ham-hands

What is Ham-hands?


1.

the uncontrolable desire of masturbating with a glazed porkroast

Watch out sir, he's got the ham-hands today...


91

Random Words:

1. Dried, yet stilled brown, dog shit, found lying on the lawn or side of a footpath. "AAAAH! Rusty sword!" "e.. GAD!"..
1. Fake Laugh, usually used when one is nervous or doesn't get the joke "Oh man, Jill FL'd 40 times in an hour and a half!!..
1. A term used for a swarming attack, and/or winning a battle by throwing bodies and outnumbering an opponent. This term was derived off o..