What is Ham-hopping?
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Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from ham to hammy ham in a muddy farmhouse locale or windy mountainous pig farm with intent to cross or traverse said ham-dotted spot of Earth.
"Ham-hopping cleanly across a mean mess of mud and crap, Hank fired a clean shot between the eyes of the deputy crocodotting after him."
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Literally means "the buttfuck", or anal sex, sodomy, etc.
Spoken in a French accent
Vould yoo like ze buttfack, monsieur?
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