What is Hamid?
1.
The universally well-known conartist of the Middle East. Steals America's hearts and money, swoons the ladies, and humps hotties, all while getting rich off his oil. He owns blue suits, a Maserati, a well-decorated home, and his wife. He heads a portion of the Taliban, and trains suicide-bombers. In his spare time, he is also a used car salesman.
Woah, dude. Did you watch the news this morning? Hamid sent America a new video via Al Jazeera! I'm fuckin' scared for my life! The Amber Alert is high, I mean there is a red-flag warning now!
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2.
1. Any of several Middle East-dwelling carnivore super intelligent species
2. A metaphorical question
3. archaic or dialect adverb At some distance in the direction indicated; over there
1. They say the poor bastard was attacked by a Hamid which is very intelligent and dewells in Middle East and feasts on flesh.
2. What did you do to my fucking car bitch?
3. A: Where iseth my carriage you grimalkin?
B: It iseth right overeth hamid
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3.
extremely drunk and intoxicated off of alchohol
That chick is fuckin hamid right now
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4.
to steal something because no one can see u ... ultimate darkness
I 'hamided' dwaynes chair, computer and life..
Check outside ur house cause theres Hamid is there with a U-Haul hamiding ur shit.
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