Hamid

What is Hamid?


1.

The universally well-known conartist of the Middle East. Steals America's hearts and money, swoons the ladies, and humps hotties, all while getting rich off his oil. He owns blue suits, a Maserati, a well-decorated home, and his wife. He heads a portion of the Taliban, and trains suicide-bombers. In his spare time, he is also a used car salesman.

Woah, dude. Did you watch the news this morning? Hamid sent America a new video via Al Jazeera! I'm fuckin' scared for my life! The Amber Alert is high, I mean there is a red-flag warning now!

See fortable, camille

2.

1. Any of several Middle East-dwelling carnivore super intelligent species

2. A metaphorical question

3. archaic or dialect adverb At some distance in the direction indicated; over there

1. They say the poor bastard was attacked by a Hamid which is very intelligent and dewells in Middle East and feasts on flesh.

2. What did you do to my fucking car bitch?

3. A: Where iseth my carriage you grimalkin?

B: It iseth right overeth hamid

See hamed

3.

extremely drunk and intoxicated off of alchohol

That chick is fuckin hamid right now

See hammered, cocked, drunk, intoxicated, tanked, spedcial

4.

to steal something because no one can see u ... ultimate darkness

I 'hamided' dwaynes chair, computer and life..

Check outside ur house cause theres Hamid is there with a U-Haul hamiding ur shit.

See five finger, steal, nigger, hamid, darkness, blackness


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