Hamilton Surprise

What is Hamilton Surprise?


1.

A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.

"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"

- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"

See shit, penetration, hamilton, anal, feces

2.

Penetrating an ass hole with a frozen piece of shit then licking it then penetrating it again.

O man, last night i and my girl had our self one hell of a Hamilton Surprise and we ended up eating w.e was left.

See ass hole, penetration


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