Hamish's Law

What is Hamish's Law?

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The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesityin the general population.

Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.

1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.

2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.

3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.

See hottie, obesity, muffin top, swamp donkey, vitellius
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