Hamish's Law

What is Hamish's Law?

1.

The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesityin the general population.

Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.

1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.

2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.

3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.

See hottie, obesity, muffin top, swamp donkey, vitellius
34

Random Words:

Heffalump
1. A heffalump is a creature mentioned in the Winnie the Pooh stories. Original books depict heffalumps as looking very much like elephants..
Read more
Vacuum Warrior Princess
1. One who regularly does battle with her vacuum wielding adversaries regardless of what unsightly neck injuries are sustained. Vacuum War..
Read more
K-mel
1. 1. Another term for a Camel, Kmel. 2. Camel With A Large Hump and A Dint In There Chest Often Used To Insult Someone With a Funny Shap..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free