What is Hamknee?
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Anyone inherently annoying who tries very, very, very hard to present a certain image, especially "sceneness" or "being scene" (i.e. neon colors, having terrible taste in music but not being fully aware of that, liking things that are ironic; a hipster without any actual street cred who cares too much)
A hamknee is the next level in terms of scene; a hamknee is a scenester who cares more than most other scenesters, rising above the ranks of mildly irritating to a full on rash of vexation.
"This crazy hamknee came up to me trying to start a conversation about that shite band The Maine."
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