What is Hamm?
1.
a slang word for "big pimp" or "great and powerful"
that guys got a lot of chicks. He must be a Hamm
2.
Acronym for "Hot American MeeMaw". A woman who is old, but totally hot, either because she gives great advice, or because despite being old she is still sexy.
I'm setting Pepaw up with a HAMM.
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3.
A person who looked to define himself and found a suitable place. HAMM is world traveled but in Utah, semi-curious and yet disinterested, employed not overjoyed, ADHD'd since before children were unnecesarily medicated to correct behavior and curb enthusiasms, down home space cadet, well read, dropped out, and on a plane to switzerland, in his mind. HAMM comes with a cast of usual suspects, including bladegrenade, rio-rye, gogo, nicb, nicp, and, most efficiently, miss gyeong-ja. He lives in a house, never comes home, has a bed and sleeps on the porch.
HAMM suggested the US rename afghanistan afhammistan, and he wants to call namibia hammibia. indeed,
HAMM himself is known by many other names, including but not limited to: hammazillion, hammbillions, hammbone (note the two m's, there is a difference), hammdown, gogogo, needles, and Marvin Gates. Forgive HAMM father, for he knows not what to do.
4.
A person who has no
WOW! The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm!
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5.
Hot Ass MotherFucking Mess
Watch out here comes HAMM. Man that bitch is so ugly!
6.
He is the fat guy from Bust A Groove.
He has a fish face. He loves hamburgers!
Hamm: My tummy is so big, I haven't seen my feet in months. Burger time!
7.
A person who has no social life or friends. They remain in their rooms all day, usually watching either their favorite T.V. show or pornography. In certain cases a Hamm will have extreme acne covering their entire face and/or body.
WOW! The kid who sits next to me in chemistry is such a Hamm!
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