What is Hammahpants?
1.
A name given to a girl whose nights are devoted to alcoholic blackouts and sexual mischief. One who has to document her weekends with a camera in order to remember them and who wakes up next to John Doe and has to search the floor for condom wrappers to determine if they had sex. Hammahpants is more often than not a freshman in college and is highly susceptible to date rape, alcohol poisoning, genital warts, concussions, detox and/or prison, and gangbangs.
-"Hammahpants, what'd you do this weekend?"
>"Ya know, I'm not really sure! Check out my pics on Facebook and ask the Kappa Sigma fraternity because I woke up on their basement floor with my pants off!"
See
Random Words:
1.
someone who gets mad poon and does nothing but screw all day and mosty at night
tylor:so dylan u gunna hang with me today?
dylan:nah m..
1.
A popular online sprite comic starring Ivo Robotnik and a fan-girl named Jen Irwin.
Ashes of the Fourth Wall used to be known as Ruins ..
1.
A female is giving a man a handjob, when the penis gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. If it does a somewhat ve..
