What is Hammahpants?
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A name given to a girl whose nights are devoted to alcoholic blackouts and sexual mischief. One who has to document her weekends with a camera in order to remember them and who wakes up next to John Doe and has to search the floor for condom wrappers to determine if they had sex. Hammahpants is more often than not a freshman in college and is highly susceptible to date rape, alcohol poisoning, genital warts, concussions, detox and/or prison, and gangbangs.
-"Hammahpants, what'd you do this weekend?"
>"Ya know, I'm not really sure! Check out my pics on Facebook and ask the Kappa Sigma fraternity because I woke up on their basement floor with my pants off!"
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