Hammen-tyme

What is Hammen-tyme?


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A man who tells stories about how large his penis is in order to compensate for his lack of dating girls.

After brandon got dumped, he reverted to being a hammen-tyme and could not stop talking about how ladies loved him.

See size, guys, women, sex


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