What is Hammer Time?
1.
A catchphrase a man says before jackhammering his partner and consequently breaking his/her neck.
Henry said 'It's hammer time!' in his chinese room.
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2.
Comes from the MC Hammer song but is now commonly used for when someone says something annoying and you want to express your anger with someone you know.
It now means to beat someone to death with a hammer. Lovely
Danny: I get £10,000 when i'm 18 so upset I have to wait, damit!
Jonzy: *To Dave* Hammer Time! *With fist action of smashing down Danny with a hammer*
Dave: *To Jonzy* sum1 goes I care or sumthin
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3.
Popular catchphrase coined by 'Yorkshire Ripper' Peter Sutcliffe as he swung wildly at a prostitute with a claw hammer.
Peter Sutcliffe : "Stop! Hammer Time!"
Whore : "No! NO!" *smash*
4.
shotgunning beers in the nude
Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there
Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it
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5.
To go broke or bankrupt by making poor life's decisions.
A bum had a piece of cardboard with two words written on it, "Hammer Time"
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6.
Hammer time means hanging out with your girl while lying to your boys about it, or getting owned by your girl and having to hang out with her instead of your boys.
Asad: ok guys ill be back I gotta go to the store.
Syed: Yea right, HAMMER TIME!!!!
Nadeem: Yea man I gotta go to the store too, ill be back in 15 minutes.
Fasih: HAHAHAHAHA
2 hours later...
Syed: Those bitches are getting owned right now
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7.
To Blow millions on stupid shit,just so it can be reposessed in a few years.
''I've Just inherited 30 mill from my Grandma...Hammer Time!''
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