Hammer Turkey

What is Hammer Turkey?

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

Elaun

1. :: skanky; bitchy; self absorbed; boy friend stealing; slut who should die and burn in hell-- twice! :: Whoreibble; yucky; mean; gross ..

Reacharound

1. The process of, while penetrating a partner from behind (Either anally or vaginally), reaching around and playing with his/her genitalia..

Assmatic

1. bad, suxs, wack, originated in sayin some 1s freestyle waz wack, 1:i got the cranberry nd the pineapple ill bust ur face like a pineapp..

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