Hammer Turkey

What is Hammer Turkey?

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

Paklet

1. a person of pakistani decent "Damn, those paklets be eating all the curry!" See pakis, desi, pakistani, pakistan, india..

Bottydock

1. act of anal intercourse Who wants some bottydocking? See anal, sex, bum, backshot, intercourse..

Your-mum

1. a phrase used by skallywags to cheek anyone about anything ye wicked bo!, my cars is bad boy racer action on the 7, not like yours, you..

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