What is Hammer Turkey?
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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A word you say to someone who is telling you a story you don't want to hear and you say ya trick ya and they'll leave you alon..
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a group of girls that NEVER EVER go out, sit at home on weekends doing homework, sipping tea, and making cookies/brownies.
"YO you..
