What is Hammer Turkey?
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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Exceptionally wide hips, prone to extensive baby making.
Damn JESS! You have some extra wide "litter hips".
See bootylicious..
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The part of the afternoon after 2:00
My boss isn't around today so I might take the halfternoon off to go fishing
See afternoon, ..
