What is Hammer Turkey?
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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When A waitor at a Diner that probably goes by the name of Otto, gets very irritated that you keep sending him in the back for more food..
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when you move your ahnd up and dwon the penis
also know as masturbating or wanking or pulling the plonker or burping the worm
jebular..
