What is Hammer Turkey?
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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To fuck a woman/man in the ass until you get shit on the tip of your dick ,pull it out and write a z on their face with your dick. Then ..
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Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.
"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
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