Hammer Turkey

What is Hammer Turkey?

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"

Rooftopping It

1. A kid who tounges the top of there mouth resolting in a lisp OMG Teddy wont FUCKING stop Rooftopping It !!!!!!! See tool, smegma, caul..

Asshats

1. People who are ignorant. Instead of sticking their heads in the sand they have instead opted to stick them up their ass. 1. Those guys ..

Alana Sabbadini

1. Average birds with enormous ghetto booties. Wow that chick is such an Alana Sabbadini See booty, ass, hot, mint, alana..

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