What is Hammer Turkey?
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
2.
When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
Random Words:
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-short for roach session
-recieving any sexual favor in secrecy
where were you after school today?
gettin a roach sesh from jane
See..
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Something or somone that prevents you from having a social life.
Guy 1: Man, ever since I started playing basketball for the high schoo..
