What is Hammer Turkey?
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.
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it something a person uses to make fun of another person to show how stupid they are...
"Wow man,,, i asked this chick 1+1 and she..
