What is Hammer Turkey?
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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Instead of choking yourself, you tie your dick with a piece of string. Then you tie the other end to a closet pole and hang from it. Nex..
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Having everything work out perfectly and in harmony with your entire existence...then waking up.
Oh, man. Last night I had a real peach..
