What is Hammer Turkey?
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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A phrase commonly used when someone/thing ought to get'em.
Should I whack off with peanut butter covering my wiener and a cucumber..
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A queer diaper is a roll of toilet paper that a gay man puts up in his underwear so as not to have cum leak out after anal sex.
Dude af..
