What is Hammer Turkey?
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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The act of giving a handjob to a manwith a small penis.
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the uncontrollable urge to fucka dying animal while convulsing prior to death.
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When you perform oral sex on a male and tickle his nuts at the same time.
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