What is Hammer Turkey?
1.
redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe
"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!&qu..
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"doggy style sex you didn't expect with a girl who has a hot butt"
"Yo man, I came home and went out back and my ne..
