Hammer Turkey

What is Hammer Turkey?


1.

redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner

"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"

2.

When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.

"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"


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