What is Hammer Turkey?
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redneck version of ham or turkey, usually comes to place when a person is asked wut they want for dinner
"Honey, wutchu want, hammer turkey?"
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When you get so drunk/stoned you gobble like a turkey, and think you are about to fall of the earth.
"Man, Hans was so ffed up, he was talkin'like a HAMMER TURKEY!"
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The act of thrusting your entire penis forcefully into the vagina at the onset of intercourse causing your partner to yell, "Wooooo..
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It's giving a girl two thumbs up. One up in the pink and one up in the stink.
Last night I Ebert and Roepered a girl in the hot tu..
