Hammered

What is Hammered?


1.

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.

Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,

2.

Intoxicated beyond drunk.

Im fuckin Hammered.

3.

so completley drunk out of ones mind

after 10 shots

dude zack is Totally hammered

4.

To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".

"Wow Matt your really hammer!"

"Snow Hime snot...zzzzzz"

5.

drunk off ur ass

Dude, he's way hammered

6.

someone who has gotten themselves completely drunk

'people who get hammered won't be able to nail'

See smashed, drunk, alcoholic, plastered, off the wall

7.

The state of mind in which one is beyond the reach of the normal world. In some cases a good thing, because it is easier to scorewhile hammered than while sober.

"So I got way hammered last night, and woke up lying in a dark alley next to a girl I never met wearing a trash can on my head. It was awesome!"


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