Hammered Fuck

What is Hammered Fuck?


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Hammered fuck is the ultimate, supreme state of party time explosiveness. This level of inebriation is the apocalyptic culmination of a night (or string of nights) of hardcore boozing. Hammered fuck is only reached after one has progressed through the following milestones

- hammered ass (beginner; 6-8 drinks, no pre-party),

- hammered shit (novice; 7-10 drinks, mild pre-party) and

- hammered fuck (advanced; 10+ drinks, heavy pre-party)

When one arrives at the hammered fuck stage, there is no turning back, consider it game over.

Pre-Party:

One fifth Berry/Melon Skyy Vodka, neat.

***Level Up: Hammered Ass Achieved***

Game Time:

(Party Hang 1) - 6 Vodka sodas; 2 SoCo lime shots, chilled

***Level Up: Hammered Shit Achieved***

(Party Hang 2) - 1 Vodka soda; 3 Jaeger shots, chilled; 1 Miller Lite, pre-hydration

***Level Up: Hammered Fuck Achieved***

Post-Hammered Fuck:

- Stumble home

- Mandatory hydration (to avoid early morning chest pounding and cotton-mouth)

- Rinse and repeat

See hammered shit, hammered ass, wasted, hammered, slammed, fucked up, destroyed


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