What is Hammerhead?
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A girl lays on a bed legs spread, vigorously double fisting her vagina, while a guy stands at the far corner of the room and he is bending over. He places his hands on his head thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark. He charges forward toward his pray and plows that pussy into oblivion with his head creating the image of the elusive hammerhead shark.
Wow my vagina hurts. WHY? My boyfriend hammerheaded me several times yesterday.
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(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.
Elitist sure is a hammerhead.
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3.
Another word for penis you can say in public
Earl left his hammerhead mark in the vaseline
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4.
A shit so large it feels like the head of the hammer is coming out of your ass but then tapers of nicely for sweet relief.
Practicing lamaze techniques during this process if helpful.
WARNING:
The hammerhead can cause bleeding so don't be alarmed.
Now I know what having a baby feels like, I just dropped a hammerhead in the bowl.
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1.The result of generations of inbreeding. The eyes have spread apart resembling a hammerhead shark. This is to adapt to the the hostile environment of an incestuous household by allowing the hammerhead to see their father stalking his prey .
2.When a hammerhead sucks you off and begins to spas out vigorously slamming her enormous forehead onto the head of your dong.
"who invited the hammerhead to the party! She pissed herself on the bed and smeared shit all over the bathroom floor."
"that fat slut made my cock piss in two streams from her hammerhead."
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A Mormon girl from central Utah whose eyes have spread out, over many years of incest,a perfect example EVOLUTION.
As a young boy, I recall the trips to Salt Lake City and trolling for hammerheads on State Street.
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In the process of getting road head on the highway, you drift your car over to the side and begin hitting every bit of rumble strip that you can find. Thus creating a vibrating sensation know as hammerhead.
When the road head just wasn't enough to get off, Johnny used the rumble strips of the highway to get hammerhead.
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