Hammeroids

What is Hammeroids?

An STI that causes you to blow up after listening to MC Hammer

'No don't turn MC Hammer on! I have hammeroids and i'll blow up!'

*Turns on anyways*

*He blows up*

You fail bitch!

See hammeroids, fail

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