Hammertime

What is Hammertime?


1.

"Cool" kids can't say it anymore because they're too busy listening to Snoop Dogg and shitty punk emo.

It's muthafuckin Hammertime!

See ok

2.

A "phenomenom" that MC Hammer is responsible for unleashing upon the world.

3.

The full phrase is "Stop! Hammertime!" but I'm a lousy conformist, so I put it here. It is by far the most awesome phrase ever. You could make Slimerfrom Ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. Its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.

M. Feldspar: Stop! Hammertime!

Halle Berry: Have my babies.

M. Feldspar: Can't touch this.

4.

time to hammer. time to rail. thanks mc hammer

The sanitation worker at the phoenix open looked her up and down and repeated the single word hammertime over and over

See rail, railin, lawsuit

5.

To get extremely intoxicated.

Jeff: "Are we getting shitty tonight?"

Carl: "Oh yeah! It's Hammertime!"

See drunk, party, bitches, beer, shitfaced

6.

Hammer.. Time

Cant touch this!

7.

Is when a fellow employee does not do his job at least one week prior to leaving on a scheduled vacation, for fear that doing the job will interfere with that vacation.

Hey guys, Russ is on Hammertime this week before his hunting trip.

See hammer, time, vacation, job


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