Hammertong

What is Hammertong?


1.

To masturbate violently, as if in an attempt to punish your dong.

Why's Paul limping so hard? Did he screw up his hamstring again? Naw, he can't walk straight because he's been up all night hammertonging! He probably blew out his prostate!

See jack-off, jack hammer


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