Hammich

What is Hammich?


1.

Ham + Sandwich = Hammich

NOT an STD.

Girl #1: Hey, I gots a tasty hammich!

Guy #2: That sounds like an STD.

Girl#1: WELL IT'S NOT!!!!!!!!!!! *twitch* *twitch* *foams at mouth*

See sandwich, ham, sammich, tasty, turkey

2.

an STD caused by a small person with a ham sandwich. usually attracts weasels in large numbers that will probably gnaw your face off.

small person:(puts ham sandwich in most amazing person's hood)

most amazing person: OH NO!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?!?!?!??!!

(weasels come and maul the most amazing person all because the small person didnt think that hammich was an STD

See hammich, ham, sandwich, std, weasel, maul


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