Hammock Edit Meaning

1.

When one guy is holding up a girls legs and fucking her while another holds her arms up and gets a blowjob and they rock her back and forth.

Dude, that chick was hot! We should've hammocked her.

See sex, sleeping, sluts

2.

pronounced: ham-mick

-noun-

A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.

Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."

BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*

I laid in the hammock. It was nice.

See bed, relax, chillax, relaxation, swing

3.

A sanitary towel of the super-size variety. Will soak up the contents of a boating lake.

The dirty bitch blocked up the shitter with a fucking hammock

4.

pronounced: "ham-mick"

(noun)

A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.

Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."

WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*

I laid in the hammock. It was nice.

See bed, relax, chillax, relaxation, swing

5.

A large net for catching lazy people.

(per comedian Jim Gaffigan)

They might as well rename it (Hammock) to a large net for catching lazy people.

See hammock, lazy, funny, comedian

6.

the hairs in a male's (hopefully not female's)asshole/crack that create a "hammock" like shape, home of the dingleberries

I just had a poop 30 minutes ago and I couldn't successfully wipe so now the dingleberries are caked and lodged in my hammock!

See poop, dingleberry, hammock, bed, cake, lodge, home sweet home, china, chow mein

7.

v. to put ones legs around a member of the the opposite sex's head (usually jason; to straddle someoned face; 69 - 9

hammock me in the middle of pottery barn so that i may be enlightened in the ways of the samurai

See julie