What is Hammogram?
1.
An uncomfortable medical procedure performed by using a small, hairless rodent. For men, a hammogram is completed by sending hampsters with little forehead lights deep into the rectum to search for prostate and/or colon cancer. For women, a hammogram is used to test for precancerous cells in the breast tissue. The hamsters used in this procedure generally come with one dollar bills, expensive cuban cigars and single malt whiskey.
Hawkins: I'm never going to a proctologist; that's just scary.
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!
See
Random Words:
1.
The act of being slapped so hard with a dildo that a red penis shape forms on ones body
While this guy was having sex with his girlfrie..
1.
Some girl who snorts coke all day and everyday.
Laura in N.Y. shes mad gay. Laura Snortland
See coke head, coke, snow, laura, loser..
