Ham-pants

What is Ham-pants?


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1) One who wears pants made of ham.

2) National Ham-pants Day.

3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.

1) Pants made of ham or substituted by stuffing ham into the pants.

2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July)

3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!"

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