Hamper Person

What is Hamper Person?


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Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body

"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."

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