Hampstead

What is Hampstead?


1.

A town in New Hampshire where nothing goes on, and is filled with stuck up shits

Hey.. you wanna go cow ipping in Hampstead?

2.

High-rent area of North West London, too close to Camden for some residents' liking. Mostly inhabited by young families, famous people and a few too many Americans. Lots of expensive shops and restaurants.

'Daaaahling, shall we go to Hampstead for brunch, yah?'

See summer

3.

A place where you have to love cow fucking and four wheelers must go snow mobiling every weekend and forget about your people in the city. must have one tattoo which you will undoubtably regret. i.e a stick shift. Must own mutiple things with engines. also must think that Everett is ghetto.

an added value is always being drunk

i am from hampstead p yahhh

See cows, dirt, homos


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