What is Hampstered?
1.
Drunk
I got so Hampstered last night.
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2.
when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"
Bill stumbles in the room...
"Are you alright Bill?"
"Dude I'm hampstered."
Bill passes out.
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A slurred, coded version of "how stupid".
For example: Joe sees a guy wearing a fanny pack and says "how stupid". ..