Hampstered

What is Hampstered?

Drunk

I got so Hampstered last night.

See drunk, wasted, faded, toe up, gone

when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"

Bill stumbles in the room...

"Are you alright Bill?"

"Dude I'm hampstered."

Bill passes out.

See hampstered, hammered, bill, drunk, passed out

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