Hampton Edit Meaning

1.

London rhyming slang for penis or 'dick'. Hampton Wick is an outer suburb of London. Hamton Wick rhymes with dick, and in this urban slang you just use the first word - Hampton.

I got my hampton caught in my zipper.

See dick, hampton, wick, cock, london

2.

A Man's Penis / Cock / Belge

Raymond has a huge Hampton.

3.

the middle name of jesus

"Jesus Hampton Christ!"

See jesus, hampton, christ, slang, jesus h christ

4.

A small village in Southern Ontario, Canada, 30min from Whitby and 10min from Bowmanville. Its a really cool community, but the only reason people come to our town is for the corner store which sells alcohol. Also home to my bestest friend :) deven.

Me: "Ya know that cool little town just 10min away from here, kinda small, cool community?"

Friend from bowmanville: "umm no."

Me: "With the coffee time and that little crappy school called MJ Hobbs and the store that pretty much only sells alcohol?"

Friend from Bowmanville: " O HAMPTON!!!!"

See village, small, relaxation, wonderful, quiet, awesome, incognito

5.

A city located in SouthEastern Virginia. This is a place where all who venture into its city limits will immediately notice their lungs becoming clogged by the thick smog that resonates so profusely here. Due to the cities own natural filth, all of its residents are extremely depressed which accounts for Hampton having the nations 2nd highest suicide rate, only falling behind Seattle. The overwhelming stench of the Hampton air smells like decaying blue crabs and hooker residue.

To sum it all up Hampton is a filthy city and you should roll up your windows and lock your doors when driving through it.

Lu: Do you know anyone that lives in Hampton?

Ben: I knew this guy Adam, but he jumped in front of a bus.

See shithole, miserable, disgusting, smog, Brasco

6.

a hockey term referring to a blatant, unearned rebound goal, where the goalie has no chance of saving it, and the player has no chance of missing it. often occurs when a player waits in front of the net all game waiting for a rebound

man that hat trick would have been nice....if your goals weren't all hamptons

See rebound, hockey, goal, don cherry

7.

in the popular video game series halo, when you sit in the gunner seat of a warthog and hold down the trigger button while aimlessly sweeping around the map, killing no one and aggravating everyone.

Dude, look at that idiot hamptoning in front of red base...

See hampton, halo, warthog, gunner, seat, xbox