What is Hampton, Virginia?
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Hampton is one of the only cities where you can honestly say you can visit the slums, as well as rich white overly-sized houses within a five mile radius. In essence, Hampton is a shit hole. If you live here, you will soon realize as you graduate high school more of your buddies will be moving the hell out of the low paying jobs and section eight housing units that vacate most of the once rich neighborhoods. Many people in Hampton like to do drugs, the youth as well as the older generations. People in Hampton like to drive drunk, it is our favorite past time. Marijuana is plentiful, you can find it by talking to a random kid at your local high school. If this fails, just go to Buckroe Beach, you could even score some cocaine in the process. As well as welfare collecting African Americans, there are, of course, the collective white trash families living in trailer parks. Once you drive for about 10 minutes you will soon be in the rich or upper middle class neighborhoods. The only people in Hampton who live in houses such as these either have always had a rich family, or somehow miraculously managed to find a high paying job in a another city. If you happen to be one of the smart individuals who moved out of Hampton, you will return to find your old friends either drug addicted, pregnant, dead, or in jail. There has been, and always will be racial tension in this city. The biggest tension is between blacks and whites. Many white people use the word "nigger", as they did during the segregation. Please do a favor to your future children and move out of this place.
Kelly: I wonder what happened to Steve, you know the one who we used to chill with?
Mandy: Oh, you didn't hear? He got locked up for 5 years for dealing cocaine...
Kelly: I guess that's what happens when you stay in Hampton, Virginia
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