What is Hamsexual?
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A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.
"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."
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Fear of having a foreign object, most typically an animal, enter the vagina without the permission or knowledge of the girl. This fear p..
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Is a name associated with a chap who gets more than his fair share of fanny rudder action.
Christ, that fucking bloke is a fanny magnet..
