What is Hamsexual?
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A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.
"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."
Random Words:
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To be like a nob head and have a penis on your head.
Your mum wouldnt take it up the anus...how nobheadish.
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A phrase so bright and yet so sexy, simultaneously, that when heard by a human being, said human being is render blind for a period of t..
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The Way You Feel Before Coming. It is also often used When You feel Turned On By Bald Men with tatoos on their heads.
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