Hamsexual

What is Hamsexual?

1.

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."

"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."
93

Random Words:

Vagilla
1. Vanilla flavored vag juice I could really go for a fresh cup of vagilla right about now. See vagina, juices, afternoon delight, Michae..
Read more
Zaponga!
1. pornounced zaPonga (the P as explosive as possible, spit if you have to) is a term to express "in your face", "owned"..
Read more
Obliverate
1. When an idiot means to say obliterate and refuses to admit he's wrong. We really kicked their butts playing pool. WE OBLIVERATED ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free