What is Hamsexual?
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A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.
"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."
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An anal fistfuck that ends with a nasty shit stain flecked with blood across the knuckles.
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a light hearted threat, said to some one who is annoying
me: dave kelly pass me that bag of cats
DK: ill pass you nathin ya babydick
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