Hamshwapped

What is Hamshwapped?

1) To be extremely drunk

2) To hit something/someone very hard

1) Damn bitch I'm so hamshwapped I can't see straight!

2) Holy shit, that car just got absolutely hamshwapped by that semi.

See pissed, drunk, wasted

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