What is Hamskied?
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(1) The condition Beth was in the night before she spent an entire day vommitting. (2) Extra drunk. (3) How I like to be on Saturday nights.
Good thing I was hamskied when I kissed that guy. I have a feeling he was ugs-ma-fugs and I would have been feeling sad about myself if I really knew what he looked like.
Random Words:
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The slow but steady movement of all available condiments whereby they all come to rest in front of one person at the table
Sis: Dad, wh..
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A catastrophy involving large loads of semen.
GIRL A: It was a jizztastrophy over there!
GIRL B: Yes, you still a little bit on your l..