What is Hamster Dance?
1.
An odd but strangely compelling song sung by the "Hamsters". They even have an album, how freaky is that? It gets stuck in your head, oh yes it does...dee ba dee ba...
Dee be dee ba doh doh...
2.
It's just like safe deposit, except with any live or formerly live rodent. Doing this may cause you're bitch to dance.
That bitch was dancing all night, must have had some hamster dancing.
3.
This evil, evil song makes every annoying song in history seem good. The hamsters are evil! EVIL! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE HAMSTERS!
Think of dancing hamsters.
