Hamsterbate

What is Hamsterbate?


1.

v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.

---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

See masterbate, jack off, crank, yank

2.

Jacking off to small desert rodents.

realhamster

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

See choad


3

Random Words:

1. A drill down is a marching compettion between you and the rest of the band. You stand at attention untill given instruction by the drum ..
1. To be screwed out of something or tricked. Mr.White: You've just been Nageled, sir. See screwed, tricked, fucked..
1. The great many-eyed squirrel of the Four Winds. A lesser known deity popularized by Big Foot after a harsh debate over gay marriage wit..