What is Hamsterbate?


v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.

---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

See masterbate, jack off, crank, yank


Jacking off to small desert rodents.


Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

See choad


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