Hamsterbate

What is Hamsterbate?

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v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.

---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

See masterbate, jack off, crank, yank

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Jacking off to small desert rodents.

realhamster

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

See choad

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