What is Hamsterbate?
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v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere
Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work
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Jacking off to small desert rodents.
realhamster
Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.
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When a male human gets an erection without anything sexual-related
"Man, dude i have such an adrenal boner after that rollercoaste..
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The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.
Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again..
