What is Hamsterbate?
v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere
Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work
Jacking off to small desert rodents.
Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.